this past saturday night / sunday morning

[Le Jalapeno]

i would like to share my latest conquest (even though it wasn't nearly as epic as the 4 days i was down at the beach at the beginning of the summer)

after a longass week of work at ICT i decide to throw another party at my grandparents while they are still out of town.

so I invited about 12 people knowing that most of them were out of town or at the next town overs fireworks/carnival. The night started out around 8 when me and my buddy (wieners, thats his last name) head over to my grams to hide all the really pricey stuff and the good booze. I had to drive him because the night before he wrecked his audi on the way back from the carnival(had shizzle tires so he hydroplaned around a sharp corner, no engine damage but a good bit of bodywork)

so instead of waiting for more people to get there to drink we decide to open up a bottle of my grandparents bankers gin (didn't take long to convince me) we take about 3 shots of this, and it goes down pretty easy but i chase it anyways because i'm a whimp. after this he says hes hungry and since they have no food there i drove us to arbys and he got some food. I myself couldn't really eat because i got sick to my stomach at work because of it the day before (just alot of gurgling, no puke) so I hadn't eaten since 3 so the booze was starting to take affect easier than normal. I drive us back to the house which is about 1000 yards away and we start drinking again.

we were playing 1 on 1 pong with victory and loser shots. victors got gin and losers got vladdy, I cleared the rack in 2 possesions the one time, it was a good bit of fun. around 930 when we are already a good bit drunk his booty / my soon to be stepsister shows up so i start playing them by myself. i win twice and lose once with the same rules as the last time. around 10 my girlfriend shows up so i take her upstairs to my old room (huge ass bed, I love it) and screw around for a little bit. we come down after we're done and we play a game of couples pong then a game of guy vs girls, i win both times so again i'm goin all gin. at this time the vladdy is just about gone and the goldschlager i put in the freezer earlier is nice, frosty, and thick. this is my first experience with goldschlager and boy is it delicious.

not long after i whip out the goldschlager do 3 more friends show up, only with some gay ass pre mixed magarita shizzle. i make them drink that and give 'em a couple brews, the goldy is just for winners. after running the table still even with the new sober blood showing up, i'm about 5 more shots for the worse of goldy. my girls older sister and her beau show up so we offer the beau a brew and the girl some of the gay magarita shizzle. I still have a dynasty with weiners so we have about 2 more shots before we are knocked off the table by the newest additions.

we decide to play a little circle of death and i was mixing my girls drink for it and i accidently put it about a third full of gin, so I drink about 2 1/2 shots worth to make it a little less strong and put the cola in. we play for a little bit and i'm just giong off the deepend at this point. I finish off 1 heavy mixed drink and 2 brews.

the three guys that showed up with the magarita head out after this game is done (about 3 in the morn now) and shortly after that my girls sister and her beau leave. I do a little cleaning up, pull out the bed/couch for wieners and then take my girl upstairs.

so shes on top of me and i'm just getting the worst feeling in the back of my throat and in my belly. be proud though, because I didn't hurl that night nor the next morning. We are up to about an hour past sunrise when i finally tell her I'm fiznackling done, i need sleep.

next day, clean up, change clothes, and take the ski out. I waited till about 3 to take the ski out though because I had to tow it an hour to get to the closest place i could drop it and i was still wasted. I drank coffee, ate cookies and too weiners and my soon to be stepsister wakeskating. Water was maaaaaaad choppy (white caps on the wakes) so I take about 4 runs before my legs give out and i quit. couldn't get either of them up so it was a pretty dull day.


All in all, good weekend, but right now I've got a maaad fever and i can't get to bed, and i've got work tomorrow.

[knox]

impressive

[BillyOLDS]

PU$$Y

[Le Jalapeno]

BillyOLDS, i admit, i've lost my swagger

[-=AlexXx=-]

Le Jalapeno, u can down some liqour shizzle! That sucks that that doods audi got fizzled up.... so lame. I had a fun fill week of enibriation and skating, ima write up a storey when i get some time. It was a hell of a shizzle show up in MD.

[Parker]

when you named what you drank it reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpYoTX6ACs&hl=en

[POPTART]

Parker, haha i was thinking the same thing

[Le Jalapeno]

-=AlexXx=-, i'm irish/italian and i've been drinking for waay to long. this weekend was nothing compared to the beach and the real challenge comes this weekend at the 3 day blues/ jazz festival called briggs fest. its like a mini bonaroo with camping and all and i plan to take it past the extreme, past years i have just gotten mildly wasted, but this year i plan to puke because of booze for the first time in my life

ok maybe not that far, but i will finish off my reserves as far as booze goes

[-=AlexXx=-]

Le Jalapeno, i can drink a fair amount of beers but liquour messes my life up. I cant hold it and i just get massivly drunk. lol.

[Le Jalapeno]

-=AlexXx=-, yeah, when i first started drinking i refused to drink liqueur and when i first started drinking it it would EFF me up, but you get used to it. Everclear and 151 break you fast, and drinking them one night will make you more tolerant for the rest of your life


and plus, due to my fast metabolism i have to drink a whole lot of beer to get even a little drunk. and to even start feeling it i have to bong/pound a couple. bottle bongs are the greatest things ever invented because they fit right in your pocket.

[-=AlexXx=-]

Ya, the only liquour ive found to enjoy is gin, and i can drink vodka as long as its mixed with redbull or cranberry juice


Beer FTW

[Parker]

if you puke it means you finally drank enough and now you can start over

[Le Jalapeno]

Parker, no dude, its retarded theories like that that cause people to poison themselves with alcohol. when you puke, the fluid may get out of your system, but the alcohol is still in your bloodstream

[Sinkoumn]

^actually, it's alcohol mixed with retarded people that results alcohol poisoning.

[Le Jalapeno]

Sinkoumn,

actually i think its alcohol mixed with competition