Joke for the Day....

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got

their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look

towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically

speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially

billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the

morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant! Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful

day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then

buffalo $hit. Someone has stolen our tent

scottyb · Posted: Apr 28, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject:

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

the lone ranger and Tanto have narroly escaped only to find themselves surrounded by hostile indians, The lone ranger fearing the worst turns to his trusty side kick and says well Tanto you've been a great companion, but I dont see how we are gonna get out of this one and Tanto turns to him and say. . . .what you mean we white man

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

this is horrible but

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and listens.

“Buffalo come,” Tonto says.

“How do you know that?” asks the Lone Ranger.

“Ear sticky.”

nick · Posted: May 03, 2005 11:45 am Post subject:

Slyder · Posted: May 03, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject:

teeheez

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
>
>Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
> "Just a minute, I have to go piss."
>
>That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
>
>That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 03, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject:

buffalo SHlTt!

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

hahhahahahahah that was funny

scottyb · Posted: May 03, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

are oh eff ell

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

lmao

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

ok ok i got one.

how do you get pikachu on a bus?

you poke-him-on (pokemon)

nick · Posted: May 04, 2005 6:13 am Post subject:

Frye... fagget

scottyb · Posted: May 04, 2005 6:26 am Post subject:

nick · Posted: May 04, 2005 8:41 am Post subject:

ell emm ay oh

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

es tee eff yu

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

eff ay jee es

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 04, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, dee eye see kay

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

-=AlexXx=-, dubya aych eee are eeee