I'm 22 y/o and mom just caught me...

kyle · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 12:11 am Post subject: I'm 22 y/o and mom just caught me...

pleasuring myself
@ 1am
she "wanted to see if i was in my room"
note to mom, don't open your son's door at 1am he is probably jerking off
this is the worst moment of my life
im driving back to school tomorrow
porn full volume, member in hand, naked in chair
sorry i couldn't type in paragraph form, im too traumatized and writing notes was easier Embarassed

LFArmada · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 631 City: tucson

hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

no way!!!
thats the funniest thing ever!!

my sister caught me banging my gf once...
thats not nearly as funny tho...

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

ive had worse but i deffinately feel for you man.............

did you finish?

brassmonkey · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 12:26 am Post subject:

Wait, when does posting this come into play?

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

kyle · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 10:06 am Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, i tried afterwards but i couldn't get it up. Performance Anxiety

Soulprogression · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 10:17 am Post subject:

Probably one of the funniest things I've read on here, lmao, sorry to find enjoyment out of your traumatizing experience

cheapskate · Guest

kyle, atleast it wasn't like the part in Grandmas' Boy where the guy got caught by his friends mom and blew his load all over her Laughing

DMoneyy · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 1576 City: SK 941

cheapskate, hahaha best movie ever

Jesse · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 10:43 am Post subject:

kyle · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 11:03 am Post subject:

cheapskate, i would much rather blow my load on my friends mom then get caught beatin' it by my mom. Plus at least one of my friends mom's might finish me off Laughing

ps. VERY AWKWARD AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE THIS MORNING...VERY VERY AWKWARD

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

You need to become master of your domain.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject:

just bring a girl home next time u go home, then u can tell ur mom not to walk in on that lol

Parker · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 1731 City: Norman

that sucks man what if your mom heckled you for it

kyle · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject:

haha that would suck but im going out tonight and hopefully will get something to replace my hand

DirtyCracker · Guest

i doubt ur going to get anything to replace ur hand

wake5kater · Faceplant Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 23

ha ha. That made me smile Smile

I remember a kid at college, lived on the ninth floor of student accomodation. Layed all his mags out on the desk and started abusing himself. When he looked up there was a window cleaner stairing through on one of those winched platforms. Mind you after your story he should probably feel lucky his mum wasn't a window cleaner.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject:

ive been walkin in while railin this girl one time by my 2 friends guy/girl they left the door open and left lol... i didnt even move i was to drunk, then another time i was on this girl bed doin her and my 2 buddies guy/guy bardged in and jumped on me and her.... we had covers over us.. but still was so violated... they left right after..and me and her were like astonished, but i still finished. Then my mom caught me once a while back not doing.. but she found a used condom in the bathroom. I blamed my brothers friends, she didnt buy it... so that was an awkward dinner cuz she thought i was a virgin. That was back in highschool.. lol Ive never had my mom or dad catch me beating it.. i dont generally do it often.

RxSkater · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject:

hahahahaha sorry had to laugh
this clip is kind of the same but funny

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/94
Nick Thune is awsome

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 21, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject:

keenanlebron, hahah dude i laughed so hard... omg. that was awsome. "can i borrow that sock?"