Strip Clubs

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 21, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject: Strip Clubs

I found my new calling. Last night me and my buddies went to a concert over at Mizner this square type deal in Boca, everyone just lounges around and drinks beers and there is a mess of bars so if the band sucks thats playing u can just go in to one. We filled up our back pack with 2 18 packs of natty, and a block of dry ice and we headed off. We drank.. and drank... and drank. Music got lame so we walked around lookin for bitchs, it was a very hippe/stoner/idot crowd so we were not satisfied. the band that was playing was call "The Roots" not terrible music, but not great. Any way. We decide to leave and we went to this small house get together and found this possum that was just straight chillin on the side of the road. So we proceed to go in the house and get a bb gun, fast. As we are pumpin the BB gun up a group of hippie aniaml activist start walking up (we were at a house really close to the concert so i guess drunk asses were walkin home or somthing). These pvssy fag walks up and gets really close to the possum and tells us not to hurt it, there is no point and this and that. We clearly disregarded the fag jobs concern and shot at the animal. He fleed. Not sure if we hit it... But the queer got pissed. After that we met this guy inside the house and he was like, You guys wanna go to the strip club. My eyes lit up like a youngin on christmas morning. I had never been, and have been lookin for a spontanious oppurtunity. Also it didnt help i was nearly 10 beers in. between 3 of us we cleared the 2 18's at the concert. After a bit of talking and bullshitting. We got in the car and headed out. The other 2 guys i was with had been to a SC (dont feel like typing the whole word every time so ima just abbreviate it) before. Me on the other hand have not and was extatic. We went to 7-11 to pick up a whole mess of ones so we can rain on some b!tchs. In south florida there are a whole mess of SC's But you gotta know the right one to go to otherwise u get some gross b1tchs and a fvck bucket of a joint. We went to a place called Platinum. The one guy i was with Cory had been there a few times so he was guiding us. its about a 15 minute ride and i am stoked out of my mind. We get there and there are litterally.... 15 + cops outside, and an Ambulance. There is a uhaul truck place next door so we find a cool empty spot surroudned by uhauls. We each down 2 beers quick as fvck, we had picked up a 6er at 7-11. We are in full charge mode and ready to wreck house on some strippers. So we walk over there and we asked some1 what happend, this ferrari was beat up they said a guy slammed into the side of it and hit a guy and he accutaly flew up in the air and it was mess. It was a pretty cool crime scene, i just wish i could seen the other car slam the ferrari and the dude. That woulda be nasty. We go in, and it was everything i had ever hoped and dreamed for. Beers, Boobies and B1tchs. We payed cover and sat at the end of the stage near the last pole. 3 HOT naked women came over to us immedatly playing with our hair asking if we wanted drinks, or dances... We Said YES please. This girl was doing such cool crap on the poles it was amazing, she accutaly ripped her thong she was doing such dirty things and then spread'em right infont of my face. I proceeded to tip her between her titties. This went on for hours. I got a lamp dance from this one girl, she was alright... small boobs.... wasnt much. But i was stoked on life. Then a bit later this SMOKING hot girl, COMPLETLY naked double D's Tan as hell... comes us and offers us a 3 dance special, so we said HELL YA. I went 2nd.... and she put that other girl TO SHAME!! this girl was amazing she deffintly shoudlnt quit her day job cuz shes got stripper talent... if that counts for anything these days. Gutter Slut. I was getting really wasted at this point, and just had the biggest smile on my face. And she got in my ear and was moaning and such, then asked me jokingly why im smiling so much, is this my first time? I was like Ya it is! And she was like Aw alright well ill make this good............ She did. It was amazing, i love strip clubs. It was a good solid 20 mins or so, the first lap dance i got was liek 5-7 mins or and lamer. Anyway. After the dance i got back with my buddies and we just drank more and this one guy was RAINING on this one girl, it was the funniest thing ever. this girl was doing everything to get some ones. she had a panties off, ass in his face, everything. It was so awsome. We been drinking all night, we are all pretty hammer jacked. We all ran outa ones shortly after, its about 3, and Cory wanted to hit up some more bars. As soon as i sat in the car i blacked out. I dont remember a damn thing. Apparentlly i did a little drunk dialing...but nothing to bad. Some how i took my contacts out and put them in my case thing... I said bye to my buddies... no clue... i cant remeber it haha. Those nights are always fun for me. I like waking up and wondering, where am i and how the hell did i get here. Then u get to play detective and figure out what happend in the time u were outa it. But i digress. The moral of my story. I dont wanna go to any other bars besides SC's. Hot 19-20 year old girls that flaunt, and do ANYTHING for a buck. I only spent a total of 40 bux, which is about the same or less then i would spend on a bar tab at a normal bar with a bunch of gutter sluts. Everyone, if you havnt been. Go. You will enjoy the eff outa it. If anyone is down in south florida and wants to ride, lets go to the SC right after. Sorry for the long story but it was a great night. i coulda gone into alot more detail.

Parker · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 1731 City: Norman

lol you said lamp dance, somehow i always manage to get my contacts out I cant walk or drive or anything but i get my contacts in the case

Jesse · Posted: May 21, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject:

EJazzle · Posted: May 21, 2008 11:01 pm Post subject:

logest post ever??

but that sounds like a fun night!! i wonder if that guy that had his ass in his face got pink eye? some of those girls are soooo gross!!!!

skimboarder · Posted: May 21, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject:

the roots...as in THE roots? or just some local garbage?

other than that sounds like a sweet time hahah Smash

JustJason · Posted: May 22, 2008 12:05 am Post subject:

ya THE ROOTS could not be dissapointing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 22, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:

It was The Roots, and i dont think it was accutaly them playing i think we missed them, it sounded like nicks song from v6.... tribal and all. i donno haha.

k-clark · Posted: May 22, 2008 12:31 am Post subject:

funniest story i've heard in a while...similar to the first time i went to a strip club..minus the crime scene... Very Happy

BillyOLDS · Posted: May 22, 2008 12:53 am Post subject:

is ur g/f gna aprove of this non sense lol

scottyb · Posted: May 22, 2008 12:53 am Post subject:

and scottyb was left to drive home. you penis.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 22, 2008 1:02 am Post subject:

dude scott you shoulda come... it was so freakin awsome. u woulda loved it. ill be in jupiter 2marrow, so ill call ya <3

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

ScottyB, as far as i know, if your gf bails on you when you try to do something nice for her on your anniversery, strip clubs are fair game. maybe even slightly encouraged.

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

Mr. Top Hat, -=AlexXx=-, ScottyB, I feel like i have brought you kids up right........

-=AlexXx=-, I have some stripper stories that will blow your mind.... You, me and a 30 pack need to have a talk..

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

my first strip club was in mexico......it was so dirty i didnt sit down

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

PIRATE, haha, man if I joined in on that talk ol' Alex's head would be spinnin with the amount of great pure filth we would be letting him in on. All I can say is that anyone that says or thinks there's "no sex in the champagne room" ain't ever been in a champagne room, haha.

EJazzle · Posted: May 22, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject:

ScottyB, Mr. Top Hat is soo RIGHT!! being ditched on aniverssary = gettin wasted and staring at naked girls allll might

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

ya'll shoulda been with me on my bachelor party Smash

BillyOLDS · Posted: May 22, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject:

fastgreens, no offense but that means ur married, i hope u had more than a good time lol, one last vag for the rest of your life, way to go frank

erikmonty · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 845 City: jupiter

costa rica...07...lesbian shower scene on the bar

feelnjstfine · Backside 180 Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 802 City: Portland

Mabel's Whorehouse, the "Best Little Whorehouse in Nevada". 2 come special, best spending of my Vegas winnings everrrr!!!!! Every man should hit one up at least once in their life.