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Le Jalapeno Guest
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject: Hey ladies!!! |
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Well, first off I've been legal for the past 23 days (happy belated to me )
and also
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
"4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fiznackling man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shizzle is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fiznackling fastidious manner, so get the chickity china the chinese chicken ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke." |
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ImSoWakested Backside 180


Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 628 City: Madison
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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turns out girls dont like it when you send them a link to that page _________________ I run show where ever I go. |
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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ive read alot of his website, it kinds get redundent after a bit... we get it you think men are better then women dick masterson... but its still humerous about certain points he makes. I was in barnes and noble pickin up Maddox's book and i really thought about just buyin Masterson's book just as a coffee table book to spark controvery when i have company lol.
this is the cover:
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POPTART 360 flip


Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621
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