great international debate comebacks...lol Go U.S.A.

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discuss...

o ya my moms half french too, idk why there picking on them but it sure is funny. ~NI


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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
'empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, "Over the years,
the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great
peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we
have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

It became very quiet in the room.

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Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard
the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb
them?"

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three

hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear
powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they
have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a
day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water

each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting
victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such
ships; how many does France have?"

Once again, dead silence.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At
a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was
chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, but a French admiral
suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English.'

He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these
conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American
Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and
Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.

You could have heard a pin drop.
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