Quick Joke

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

haha good stuff. this thread reminds me of the good ol' days at wb.com when you would start a "joke of the day" thread.

xboard32x · Posted: May 11, 2004 1:55 am Post subject:

haha those are some f8ckin funny jokes man

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Fredrick_Eisenhauer · Posted: May 14, 2004 10:40 am Post subject:

IT was hilarious when you picked on newbies, it was such a laugh. Remember what it was like in there shoes though, I didn't get myself into trouble though.