please help.......

jake .R. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: please help.......

okay so basically am having girl issues. and that sounded really stupid but oh well its the internet. okay so this girl(lets call her julie) and i have been good friends for a long time and we like each other on and off. lately we have been messing around and doing some stuff but nothing huge. so every night when me and all my friends hang out she is all over me. but i just reallized that i liked this other girl(maddison) so i wanted to keep julie off of me. i told my friends this and they said i couldnt keep her off but i knew i could. so she comes down to the beach where we were hanging out and right off the bat started being super bitchy because i told maddison that julies and maddisons friend(douchbag) was talking shizzle about maddison and julie didnt wand maddison to know....so anyway we all go up into our friends attic and start playing truth or dare. so everyone knows that julie is pissed at me(she said she waned to slap me in the face).so i was like "fine" "i dare you to slap me in the face". so julie walks up to me and straight up slaps me as hard as she can right in the face. then she goes "oops that was a bad one" and slaps me even harder. then randomly slaps me again Mad

and im like wtf. so later when im walking julie and maddison home with my friend dan julie wants to know what dan and this girl did in the closet when they were dared to stay in there for 7 min. and i was like dan dont tell her. and she got even more pissed at me. so then every time julie asked dan what happened i was like dont tell her dan. this really pissed her off. then she startted yelling at me for being stupid about telling maddison about the shizzle talking. so she walks over to me on my bike and says"i just want to push you right off of your bike right now and stars hitting me. then she just straight up punches me in the face and hits me some more. after that i was like "holy crap she just punched me im the face". and she fliked me off and ran to her house down the street. at this point maddisons freaking out on me to tell me every thing about the night and gets pissed at me because she thinks im not telling her something. and then leaves also.

wtf do i do to fix this situation?

i want to date maddison but i can tell she doesnt liike me now. Mad

someone please help me fast!

The Ninja · Guest

^^^^ fail

But seriously, im the last person you want for girl advice.

f them both and find a new one.. you should have played them both.. especially the one who was all over you.. you could have had it easy with her just paid her a little attention told her once in a while she was pretty or some bs, and u wuda had her in the bad,, that way u could have focused all your other time and bs on maddision... Idea

*Nate · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 1230 City: Nokomis

who plays truth or dare?

*keep your pimp hand strong, you didn't, she did.

bob. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:27 am Post subject:

"then you punch her in the fvcking head"

jake .R. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:28 am Post subject:

im thinking i need alexxx's help on this one. or headhunter. or anyone!

The Ninja, coulda woulda shoulda. any advice for the present?

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:28 am Post subject:

alotta he said she said bull shizzle going on....

like ninja said, find a new one. Looks like you soiled your chances with either. Shoulda boned that first one though.

jake .R. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:30 am Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, chickity china the chinese chicken! Exclamation

jake .R. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:32 am Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, but what can i do to fix it now?

and these arent just some random chicks. these are girls that i hang out with every night.

crispy · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:35 am Post subject:

donkey punch!

The Ninja · Guest

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

/all problems.

The Ninja · Guest

^^^^^^^^^^^

fail

Evan71 · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 2:16 am Post subject:

crispy, hoodini

ripava82 · Guest

hahahahahahaha

Oh 6th grade, I miss those days...... Rolling Eyes

pipo · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 1214 City: 0172

What wait, how old are you and how old are those girls?

Some advice from southpark would do just fine, ''You need to slap her in the face and say that's enough of your shizzle beach!

Fryguy · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 7:50 am Post subject:

Keep the pimp hand strong!

brassmonkey · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 8:30 am Post subject:

You need to learn to keep your bitches in check.

jake .R. · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 9:27 am Post subject:

pipo, im 14 and maddisons 13 but julies 16 turning 17 in like a month.

ripava82, im in high school fool.

Le Jalapeno · Guest

jake .R., DUDE, OLDER WOMEN FTW

your young, relationships in highschool/middle school are completely pointless

test drive as many cars as you can while you are young, then when the time comes to make a purchase you know what you like Smash

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jun 30, 2008 11:56 am Post subject:

ok im way to hungover to read that horiibole non sense, like vance said, eff em both! for real, girls come. they go. ull learn that soon enough