Yo Momma

[sparrow.2]

We were bored at the cable a couple of days ago and started telling "yo momma" jokes...

-yo momma's so fat they took her last passport picture from the International Space Station.

- the liquor store rang again. yo momma's on the floor drunk in aisle 6. again...

- yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach greenpeace come and roll her into the sea

- yo momma pulls trucks on the sports channel

- yo momma works in a fish shop. As the smell.

- yo momma has so many folds of fat she works as a cd rack in virgin music

- yo momma's so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla biscuits


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[Space Ghost]

yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
i love that one

[Evan71]

rehab is for quiters!

[wakesk8nkate]

you mamma so fat she bleeds gravy.

[girlvswater]

yo momma is so fat, my dog bit her and died of high cholesteral