ducks - terrible creatures.

el · Backside 180 Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 1739 City: The Sea

So a few weeks ago, DRAGON88 sent me a wikpedia article on ducks- pretty straightforward and nothing unexpected, until the subject of mating habits comes up- simply put, ducks have a messed up set of habits when it comes to getting it on. Involving victims, with being alive as a mere option.

So today I am driving on the way to deposit a healthy sum at the bank in a paycheck, state and federal tax returns, when I see a small commotion in middle of the street- upon coming closer I noticed it was two ducks. They weren't paying attention to me at all. And then I come to a stop with them in my path, and I notice it is two male ducks gang raping a female duck. I lay on the horn and it takes them at least 5 seconds to notice, scamper to the sidewalk and continute their heinous act. I think I was in shock for at least an hour afterwards.

Go look it up on wikipedia, ducks are disgusting creatures. I'm not much of a fan of killing and/or eating animals, but if you took out a few ducks... I wouldn't think any less of you.

TWG · Kickflip Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 3258

ducks are bad...mmmmmkkkkk

ridehatzic · Posted: May 05, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject:

At my lake, the ducks always shizzle all over our docks and make a huge mess everywhere, needless to say we have a few slingshots ready and loaded with paintballs when they come around, and rocks, and boats. It gets a little messy sometimes.