B I G L E B O W S K I H A I K U T O M A T I C

[warlock]

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Dude's car got dinged up

Privy to all the new shizzle

And a pair of testicles



THE BIG LEBOWSKI LEXICON
Private residence = House/apartment/etc

Oat soda = Beer


Dinged up = Damaged


Gotta feed the Monkey = 1) Got to go to work. 2) Got to get some money.


Shabbas, Shabbos = Saturday


Monty = 1) Landlord. 2) Rent


Out of your element = You have no idea what is going on so you might as well not talk.


That's marvelous = That's not marvelous.


Stonewalling = When someone refuses to speak of events that you are questioning about.


The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain = A catastrophe


Special Lady = girlfriend


Lady friend = a woman you are having sex with


The physical act of love = sex


Eight year olds, Dude = a pervert


Over the line! = breaking the rules


This is a league game = you have to follow the rules


You are entering a world of pain = a serious warning


A Swiss fizzle' watch = 1) A well crafted plan. 2) A poorly-crafted plan (sarcastic)


Beaver picture = porn film


Dick Rod Johnson = male genitals


Careful man, there's a beverage here = Exclamation to indicate someone is being too rough.


Garden party = A sleazy, outrageous, no-holds-barred bash.


That creep can roll = used to indicate proficiency.


Finishing my coffee = indicates one's determination to see an activity through to its end no matter what.


Forget about the fiznackling toe! = I would rather not discuss the matter any further.


Larry Sellers = A brat


This guy walks = A person is lying


Don't Say Peep = Be quiet


Mark It = Acknowledge one's success.


Mark it Zero = Acknowledge one's failure.


Did I urinate on your rug? = I don't see how any of this relates to me.


Busting my friggin aggets= being a pain in my ass


Obviously you're not a golfer = You are not getting the point


What are you? A fizzle park ranger? = You are being pedantic about an unimportant topic.


Take that hill = Let's do this.


Nobody fizzle with the Jesus = Nobody fizzle with me.


Liam and me, We're gonna chickity china the chinese chicken you up = My friend and I are gonna beat you.


Chinaman = Asian-American


Undude = Not calm.


Whites = underwear


A lotta ins, a lotta outs = too much going on


Nomenclature = name, title


Roll Out Naked = unprepared


Thurrah = physically invasive


The world doesn't start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shizzle = used to reference a person out of earshot who expects too much.


Lingonberry pancakes = I'll have what he's having


Worthy fizzle' adversary = someone/something deserving one's respect


This affects all of us! = I am the only one who cares


Tattoo it on your forehead = Go ahead and take a stand for a pointless cause.


Those are good burgers, Dude = Used to agree about a chosen location to dine.


What's wrong with Walter, Dude? = That person is overreacting/flying off the handle


Of course you do = you just said something that makes you sound lame, so I'll just let it lie


I am the walrus = I have just misinterpreted something you said


Well, there's not a literal connection = There's no connection


Very free-spirited = a slut


We're all very fond of her/him = not happy with someone's behavior.


Shomer Shabbas = I am repeating myself for emphasis


The chinaman is not the issue here =You are barking up the wrong tree.


I can get you a toe = I can handle this seemingly impossible challenge with ease. Followed by "With nail polish" to further downplay the task's difficulty.


Just cause we're bereaved doesn't make us saps! = you're not taking advantage of us


Phone's ringing dude = anytime anything rings, beeps, or buzzes anywhere


That's fiznackling interesting man = an idea with merit


I'm throwing rocks tonight = I'm on a winning streak


This contravenes a number of league bylaws = This changes everything.


Business papers = used when asked about information you do not what to disclose. Also can be used in reference to rolling papers.


What have you = etc.


I'm a brother shamus!= i'm with you man


Not the rug, man = You've destroyed something of value to me.


Joo said it, mang = I agree with your opinion.


What in God's name are you blathering about? = I don't understand.


That must be exhausting = Used when someone tells you what philosophical/religious system they belong to.


Bummer man. That's a bummer. = Term of commiseration.


Micturate = urinate.


This aggression will not stand = You've got to do something about this.


It really ties the room together = I like it.


Don't be fatuous = Don't be stupid.

Bones, clams = Money.

That had not occurred to us, Dude = I hadn't thought of that.


Cleft jerk = Annoying weirdo.


Helluva caucasian = Strong drink.


Thankie = Thank you.


See you further on up the trail = Bye.

Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you = Oh well.

A smarter feller than myself once said = Used before quoting anything.

Gotta keep my mind limber = Said before indulging in any drug or alcohol.

Doesn't anyone around here give a shizzle about the rules? = Exlamation for when things get really out of hand. Not necessarily meant negatively.

Human Paraquat = A mean and selfish person.

Man in the Black Pajamas = Death.

Draw a line in the sand = Refuse to be taken advantage of.

Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man = You're welcome to your viewpoint.

Strikes and gutters = you win some, you lose some.

New shizzle has come to light, man = you are operating on old information.

Goldbricker (a.k.a. "human paraquat") = one who cheats to get ahead rather than a) works diligently for gain or b) doesn't try to get ahead in the first place.

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