HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

Here's what happens when you ask kids off of myspce if they want to go wakeskating with you sometime.......

me: so you wakeskate ?? We should skate together sometime.....

him: u want me to take u wakeskating but u want to leave comment on kelli page telling us to clean our shizzle up fine i wont build anymore ramps for havasus wakeboarders to use

(Then his friend jumps in)

His Friend: Hey why dont u man up and get ur own boat and shizzle and stop asking my friends to take u out faggot. Lets see you build something motherhonker!!! You have a skate shop and u probably suck ass at wakeskating beach. If you wanna talk shizzle on ppl you dont know this is what happens douchebag.

My reply to his friend: Gee man. I just a new wakeskate for my B-day, It sure is fun. Right now i just use it in the pool, Like I run Really fast and then go skiming around on it. IT sure is Neat.

Hopefully someday i can get like a Boat. But for now, i'll just try to bumb rides off of People. And stick with my old (run really fast) theory.

See ya buddy.
-Brandon Livermore

my reply to the Original dude: First off, Tell your homo friend to quit with the e-net tough guy shizzle........

2nd i didn't say you had to take me. I can take you. Hell i'll even take your friend as well. I have a Red and White nautique. And yes, the 1st cove is getting thrashed so clean up the shizzle that is falling appart if you can.... IF not no worries i'll use it for something else.

If you guys really want to break yourself off, wait a couple months there's something in the making that will make you crap your pants.......

Have a good day dude.
-Brandon LIvermore

Oh and the company i ride for is going to be here next week, we'll be filming for mine and Jeffs part in the Video if you guys want to come out hit me up. For now, Here's the teaser (copy and Paste)

http://www.sattelyte.com/

Give it a second to load........

His reply to me: ur the biggest fiznackling fraggot i have ever met well dont call us buddy and u told him u dont have a boat u use your pool i think u said word for word u run really fast and jump on it into ur pool kk y would u say this to one person then say that ur the shizzle u have a wakeskate boat and any good wakeskater doesent wakeskate behind a boat they use jet skis and whats this about ur cove me and greg put most of everything in the in there

we are on the lake atleast 3 times a week how come we never see u mr pro status oh

get ur shizzle strieght before u start talking shizzle

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Me : hahahhahaha pro status !!!!!!! hahahahhaha

Sorry, its just that i'm embarased that I dont have a boat and that I suck, I have a really bad lying problem. Sorry for wasting your time...... I'll go kill myself now. Its a bummer that i dont get to wakeskate more I think it looks really neat to do....

shaka bro,
Brandon

OH THE FACELESS NESS OF THE E_NET

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

wow, tell them that your internet buddy Mr. Top Hat thinks they are a waste of his air. they will know who i am, dont worry.

ZoSo · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 900 City: Winnipeg

And that's why Myspace is gay.

marshk344 · Posted: Sep 12, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

PIRATE, dude you should have just sent them your sunset slaysh pic and they would have been silenced Smash

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

naww... I dont care. I hope he thinks i suck......

I want to go ride with him and act like a total Goon...

ozwest · Posted: Sep 12, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject:

Duh-ham! That's too funny. Wish I had a pool to wakeskate. Around here we just have cricks. Well served PIRATE...well served.

ridehatzic · Posted: Sep 12, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

Too bad only good guys ride behind jetskis, I thought maybe I could do something behind a boat, guess not.

Poo · Guest

ridehatzic, Laughing

Jesse · Posted: Sep 12, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

PIRATE, thats too funny. The running and jumping on it part made me blow milk and pieces of Cinamon Toast Crunch outta my nose, apparently its not just a taste I can see.

provin1327 · Posted: Sep 12, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject:

haha, so they ride on the same lake as you? you should come up behind them while they're skatin, and give em a love tap so they eat shizzle right before they hit the wake lol.

xstfu ill pwn youx · Backside 180 Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 837 City: 954.

PIRATE, yo thats the funniest shiz ive ever heard.
send me there link yo.
haha.

tad · 360 flip Joined: 07 May 2006 Posts: 5031

There was a couple strappers on my lake that act 12 with brand new x-stars so buddy asked them if he could give him a quick pull.. busted every flip trick and some nice bs 5's in like one run and they shut up after that.

daniel · Back Big Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 3669 City: Duncan

bs 5's on wakeskate?

tad · 360 flip Joined: 07 May 2006 Posts: 5031

big_dee45, my bad i guess i forgot to mention he strapped up..

Ctipping · Posted: Sep 13, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

shizzle man, I didn't realize you had to own a jetski to go pro...What have I been doing with my life...Just wasting it away on a boat!!! Crying or Very sad

WCWC, Inc · Pop Shuvit Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 120 City: Ellenton

PIRATE,

That is freakin Classic. Why can't kids just respect other people. I would love to be on the boat with a video camara to tape there faces when you ride. Whatever. It seems that the more you try to talk to new paople the more HATERS you meet. Oh well we know you rip

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

your tow rope can double as a lasso, use it when riding

cjbecker · Posted: Sep 13, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject:

well played!

Jesse · Posted: Sep 13, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject:

In the words of Gangstarr, "They just mad cause they frail, them niggas talk crime, but are scared in jail."

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

hahahahahahah omfg dude Brandon are those kids local?? or are they imports, what a bunch of clowns I should offer them a pull next time im in town and well just do like surface 1080s all up and down the lake and then when its there turn turn the perfect pass off and mash the throttle every time they try a trick lol