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jonnyUTAH
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 Posted: Aug 30, 2006 2:28 pm Post subject: Ricky Bobby.... |
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......not only does the movie take place in the Great state of North Carolina, IT IS FAW-KING HILLARIOUS!
This movie is loaded with gems....GEMS!!!!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.
Ricky Bobby: Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders.
Ricky Bobby: I am too drunk to taste this chicken
HAHAHAHAHHA...that sha-it is Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus right...
Cal Naughton, Jr.: yeah...
Ricky Bobby: I sent my application in to The Real World, and I'm pretty much putting all of my eggs in to that basket, the MTV basket If my MTV career doesn't work out, I was thinking I'd buy a gun and start selling crack. I would be like a laid back crack dealer, though. Not mean or anything. I'd just be like 'Hey boys, how's it going? Want some crack?"
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PIRATE
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| Posted: Aug 30, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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hahhaha, Gavin and brandon = shake and bake baby
"well if it isn't our transient alchoholic grandfather"
i dont know what to do with my hands...........
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PIRATE
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| Posted: Aug 30, 2006 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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i like to pretend that Jesus is the lead singer to lynard skinard and he's playing a concert and i'm in the front row wasted, cause you know, I like to party !!!!!
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| jacque_mehoff wrote: | PIRATE, electricsnow, Retard Reed,
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jonnyUTAH
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| Posted: Aug 30, 2006 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH...
Shake and Bake.... SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!! "Who's the Retard now!!!"
I love you Ricky!!!!!
HAHAHAH.....I think I pissed my pants last night in the Theatre....serious!
I am going to go back this weekend stone Drunk to see it and wear all Old Spice sha-it.....and laugh till I pee
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Jesse
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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This movie is gold, I loved it, I laughed so hard I had snot comin out of nose, then started laughing about that. Both you dudes said all the quotes I had in my head when I saw this thread.
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CrzyTexan
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah it was i good movie! i love the part when he thinks hes on fire an says "help me tom cruise use the witch craft to get the fire off me" lmfao i was crying |
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Poo
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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Ricky Bobby: NOw it's "The Magic Man".................... and "El Diablo"
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What's El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: I believe it's some sort of Mexican Fighting Chicken.
Ricky Bobby: Hi I'm Ricky Bobby, pro nascar racer, and if you don't chew Big Red, then FVCK YOU!!! |
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jonnyUTAH
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Ricky Bobby: Hi I'm Ricky Bobby, pro nascar racer, and if you don't chew Big Red, then FVCK YOU!!! |
......HAHAHAHAH
Yo here's the deal....I was suppose to have a golf tournement today but we got rained out cause of the hurricane...so we went to the bar; got drunk and played Golden-Tee (world's greatest game.....).
If you haven't seen this movie yet....then chickity china the chinese chicken YOU!!!!
hugs and kisses.......
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wakemitch
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| one of the funniest movies ever |
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PIRATE
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| Posted: Sep 01, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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jonnyUTAH, at the low rider christmas party, WE RENTED GOLDEN TEE FOR THE PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!! THe huge arcade one !!!! You guys gota come to the christmas party, where else in the world does a group of wakeskater have there own christmas party with a open bar in a hotel Suite >>>
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| jacque_mehoff wrote: | PIRATE, electricsnow, Retard Reed,
What a threesome this would be!. |
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OldSchoolSk8er
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| Posted: Sep 01, 2006 8:47 am Post subject: |
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You guys forgot...
Ricky Bobby: Dear sweet baby Jesus, Thank you for my two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Sizzling hot sexy wife...
lmao on that shizzle! so funny!
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Jesse
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| Posted: Sep 01, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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jonnyUTAH, Golden Tee rocks!!! I will drop everything and take anyone on in that game.
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gib g
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| Posted: Sep 01, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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rickys wife was a babe
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jonnyUTAH
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| Posted: Sep 01, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Golden-tee = Golf minus all the shiznackle parts of golf, i.e., Exercise, walking, shiznackle weather, etc....
I GOT hammered playing, as per usual. The only crappy part is you need to run to the bathroom to piss, and if you piss too long you get a stroke penalty....LAME!!!! Golden-tee needs built in cup holders and ash-trays.
Pirate...I am coming to your house for some shake and bake soon. haha...i told one of your shop employees last night that we fired you from the team...ahhahaha I was kidding obviosly.
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PIRATE
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| Posted: Sep 06, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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hahahha
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| jacque_mehoff wrote: | PIRATE, electricsnow, Retard Reed,
What a threesome this would be!. |
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TYLER**
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| Posted: Sep 06, 2006 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| this sticker is dangerous and inconvinient but i do love fig newtons |
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Poo
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| Posted: Sep 06, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaa
has anybody seen those new nascar chicken fries commercials with the chickens on the end of sticks? that shlt is fvcking hilarious |
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Sep 06, 2006 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| VinceWhiteman, DAMN YOU VINCE i was gunna say the big red quote. i died at the part haha. |
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