warlock Backside 180


Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC
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Posted: Jul 31, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: A joke for a bunk monday |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.
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> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
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> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
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> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped over the fence into our yard!
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> "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
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> "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'... And before he could say "Fu ck," the rottweiler ate him!" |
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