Panic!

Classy · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: Panic!

I can think of much worse that could happen to ruin a wonderful day than...

Going to sit down at the john at your OWN house and half way through you realize someone used the last of the TP and didnt re stock...Ok ok, I know just yell for someone to bring you some. WRONG, everyone is going. Here is goes...Dig through the try looking for the least boggery or pimple juice covered tissues, or kick it kindergarden style arts and crafts and make a pretty folded paper design in your crack

(I know I know, you always check before you sit down, but this is my own house, this was un expected)

signed,
Greased Crack

TWG · Kickflip Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 3258

when your sitting on the jon and the toilet papers all gone, be a man use your hand.

nick · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject:

ewie.

crispy · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject:

yeah, that happens to me sometimes, then i try and waddle to the other bathroom down the hall Smile

Classy · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject:

I'm not going to tell ya'll how I safely got myself some TP...but lets just say I did use fresh TP, and didnt smear my rurnee!

The Captain aka The baby,

nickl011 · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject:

That happens to me quite often. I have to finish pooping, pull my pants up carefully, and do some kind of waddle/dock walk to the other bathroom.

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

wipe with your left, shake with your right...

Classy · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

When humans have the technology to type to someone half way across the world instantly...the possibility of my wiping with my hand was thrown out the window 4 miles ago

:NOTE: dont throw down on K-town

:sidenote: unless its a cig butt, then its ok?

jake .R. · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject:

ive been luckey enough to have avoided that

lyle11 · Faceplant Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 46

that usually happens in other peoples houses which sucks! oh and i hide a stash under my sink

Classy · Posted: Dec 30, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject:

I'm good at other peopls houses or public places. I make it a point to check first. but in your OWN house...come on, thats just unexpected

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

Classy · Posted: Jan 03, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

Matt Hinkin Rolling Eyes

...LOLZ

Lollar · 360 flip Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 8253