prep for parents

[Poo]

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

[Jonesie]

[bballdude181]

Jonesie, same here lol

[brianl289]

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


dude, would that be considered bad for you to breathe? because i want to do it bad but i also dont wanna kill myself.

[bballdude181]

brianl289, i was thinkin the same because both can be dangerous. but who cares it sounds cool

[Kris]

dude I stopped reading right after the clorox thing, oh I have to do that!

[LAXitives288]

if you put brake fluid on granulated chlorine it makes fire too , and yea, dont breathe it, do it in a well ventilated area (outside)

[SoFloSkater]

next time one of my freind's pass out in my house im gonna put afew buckets of braker fluid and clorox and wake him up with the smoke detectors..

good shenanigans

[Jeff_Knox]

has anyone on this site tried it yet.... or is it one of those things to get everyone to try it and feel like a retard when it dosnt work?

[mikeskatesonwater]

yeah like diet coke and mentos sooo doesnt work like they say those videos are hoax's brought to by mormons, coke, and the fine people at mentos...

[brianl289]

[Greg T]

mikeskatesonwater, it works.

[Kris]

speaking of Mentos and coke: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3673360343168243565&hl=en

[mikeskatesonwater]

yeah it does work and the brake fluid and chlorine works too I tested it def not a good thing to mix i just did like a tiny bit of each just to see if it reacted. the chlorine is a pure oxidizer and you could mix it with any sort of oil and it would be bad I double checked all this with my dad to make sure and its def not something you want to mess with...

[LAXitives288]

dude, idk about clorox and brake fluid, but I KNOW FROM FIRSTHAND EXPIERENCE, that brake fluid and solid chlorine makes a butt load of smoke then flames if you crush the chlorine into powder, I can only imagine that clrox would work seing how bleach and chlorine are almost exactly the same.

[Poo]

momma's got the magic of..... clorox

[JamesBoardr]

mentos and coke... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2434318538551456813&q=mentos+and+coke

[wakemitch]

JamesBoardr, i am so doing that. hahaha