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 Topic: Wake Awards information and After Party details... |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 130
Views: 37062
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 Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Aug 24, 2009 2:35 pm Subject: Wake Awards information and After Party details... |
Vapid
Narcissistic
New Era hats
Big Sunglasses
Trophy wives( girlfriends)
Unoriginal
Uninspired
System 2.0 was robbed
Finger foods sucked ( no yams)
Wakeskating was an afterthought
Horrible ... |
| Topic: Wakeskating and Nascar |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 6
Views: 1850
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: May 08, 2009 2:18 pm Subject: Wakeskating and Nascar |
| Don't forget Yams. Beef, liberty and yams. Maybe not in that order though. |
| Topic: Wakeskating and Nascar |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 6
Views: 1850
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: May 07, 2009 4:03 pm Subject: Wakeskating and Nascar |
| I was at a half mile short track in NC sitting btw/ turns 1 and 2 at the fence and a car went by that had what seemed to be Oak stickers on it. They were not too big but I'd know the symbol anywhere. ... |
| Topic: kirby n hooker |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 7
Views: 2324
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: May 02, 2009 4:55 pm Subject: kirby n hooker |
| See what a steady diet of yams and shred will do for you. |
| Topic: since it was earth day this week |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 10
Views: 2596
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Apr 24, 2009 9:17 pm Subject: since it was earth day this week |
It's sad that Moon Day is no longer celebrated. Eat a yam and honor Moon Day.
Neptune Day was good too but relations btw Neptune and Pluto became tense so they opted for ' The Planet that everyone t ... |
| Topic: SHOULD I SELL MY 4-TRAC????? |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 27
Views: 10040
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Apr 24, 2009 9:10 pm Subject: SHOULD I SELL MY 4-TRAC????? |
| I say smoke a shred and bowl it. Or you could eat some delicious yams and sleep on it. |
| Topic: udders |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 21
Views: 6342
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Apr 24, 2009 9:01 pm Subject: udders |
Udders should be cheaper than balls. (That's what she said). If they're not, they are still way cooler.
You should not eat either one though. |
| Topic: Remote Press... |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 20
Views: 7413
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Jan 19, 2009 10:55 pm Subject: Remote Press... |
I'm starting a wakeskate co. It's called " Kick Out the Yams".
All my wakeskates will be made of sweet taters. Once you're done riding them, you can eat 'em.
I'm gonna blog about KOY for ... |
| Topic: Integ Lettin Me Down : ( |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 115
Views: 30265
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Dec 17, 2008 4:23 pm Subject: Integ Lettin Me Down : ( |
| Wow! I'm not sure what's going on but I ordered my Integrity on Tuesday and it was delivered this morning. I just came in from a session. So sick!!! You guys sure are missing out. Be sure to let me kn ... |
| Topic: 09 horan *sold* |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 25
Views: 5299
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Forum: Classifieds Posted: Dec 17, 2008 4:16 pm Subject: 09 horan *sold* |
| I had a great transaction w/ BParker. I had gotten my hands on a bushel of pristine, organic, yams from the Mtns. of China. the Chinese call them yams but here in the states, we refer to them as sweet ... |
| Topic: Michael Benjamen Grasso |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 49
Views: 6103
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Nov 20, 2008 4:00 pm Subject: Michael Benjamen Grasso |
| Grosso Your radness is ever expanding. You deserve some sweet tater pie alongside that delicious celebratory confection. Sweet taters are loaded w/ vitamins and minerals and no doubt would serve yo ... |
| Topic: If I would've... |
Mortimer Dunkirk
Replies: 60
Views: 24321
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Forum: General Wakeskating Posted: Nov 13, 2008 11:39 pm Subject: Go Getter |
| This Nick fella sounds like a real go getter. Maybe he should drink lots of whey protein, work on those quads and take a stab at this water skateboarding craze. |
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