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PostPosted: Nov 23, 2003 5:55 pm    Post subject: funny quotes Reply with quote

for some reason i always always have to have funny quotes in my aim profile and the list is gettin pretty big. this is it and i was wonderin if ne 1 else had ne thing good i could add

-did u no that if u play a rap album backwards it actually sounds better

- Anatomy(n)- somthing everyone has but looks better on a girl

-today a young man on acid realized that all matter is energy condensed through a slow vibration,
that we are 1 concsiousness experiencing its self subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Now heres tom with the weather.

-you know the worlds goin crazy wen the best rapper is a white guy, the best golpher is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is a chinese guy, the swiss hold the american soccer cup, france is accusing the Americans of of arrogance, germany doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in america are named Bush, Dick, and Colon

-if crime fighters fight crime, firefighters fight fire, wat do freedom fighters fight for. they never really explain that part, do they

-the swiss have an interestin army. 500 years without a war. pretty impressive, also pretty lucky for them 2. have u eva seen the swiss army knife they have to fight with. Not much of weapon they've got there. corkscrews, bottle openers? "come on buddy i've got the toe nail clippers rite here. if you get past me the guy behind me, hes got a spoon".

- physics is like sex it has some practical results but thats not y we do it

-we had gay robbers last nite, they came in and rearanged the furniture

-dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

-capitol punishment turns the state into a murder, but inprisoment turns them into gay dungeon masters

-if any1 says they hate war more than i do, they better have a knife

-i love going down tot the elementary school and watching the kids jump and shout....but they dont no im using blanks

-i can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. i can also picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it

-watever doesnt kill me makes me stronger. not lifting weights doesnt kill me, therefor not lifting weights makes me stronger

-never pick a fight with an ugly person they've got nothin to lose

-i'd kill for a nobel peace prize

-When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush
of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake
Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me
oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my
keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can
stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip
over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over
and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of
my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting
up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall
down again, and break my neck.

- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

-not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we?Ohh wait...

-the word of the day is legs. im out spreading the word

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PostPosted: Nov 23, 2003 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im not reading all that. its the weekand Laughing
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PostPosted: Nov 23, 2003 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well do have ne funny quotes
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PostPosted: Nov 23, 2003 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like the end of my profile. www.goodquotes.com
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