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greg van wagnen
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PostPosted: Oct 21, 2003 10:55 pm    Post subject: help get rid of terrorists Reply with quote

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time all
North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support
for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation. God bless America!!

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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This better be coming to Australia. If not im there, is it compulsery for all women to join?
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greg van wagnen
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im not sure what compulsery means but sure, and start it up over in australia to make sure you guys dont have any terorists
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is some funny stuff right there. ill pass the word on! Laughing
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greg van wagnen
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shouldnt you be at school mr? im telling your teacher Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think i might be safe in canada
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

woo hoo, do it Crazy Eyes
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PostPosted: Oct 22, 2003 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice.
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PostPosted: Oct 23, 2003 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

greg van wagnen, compulsery means they hafta do it.
stussy, are you joking? You can never be to sure....

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stussy
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PostPosted: Oct 23, 2003 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

come on, everyone loves canada
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greg van wagnen
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PostPosted: Oct 23, 2003 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stussy, you better make sure by making all of your women walk around nakid and have all the men sit in lawchairs and drink beer. if you dont do this you will never know.
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PostPosted: Oct 23, 2003 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

done and done
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PostPosted: Oct 23, 2003 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think everyone loves canada, i just think that nobody cares enough about canada to try to blow it up or anything. Plus its to dang cold, no terrorist wants to waste their time in weather that cold

Jk by the way

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PostPosted: Oct 24, 2003 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea its so true
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PostPosted: Oct 24, 2003 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

canada hates americans so whatever whatever yo
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PostPosted: Oct 25, 2003 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im sure you know that for a fact
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PostPosted: Oct 25, 2003 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats awesome i wish they did that around the Orlando area! BUT WITH STRIPERS!!! lol Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 28, 2003 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think if some of the women in this town ran around naked.... well we would be instantly blinded, there that eye sore and they stink like a llama rolling around in cow shizzle for a day... no joke.
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