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impressionwake Faceplant
Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 11
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 1:56 am Post subject: Favorite Quotes |
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what everyone's favorite quote
one of mine is:
You ready to be f**ked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**ck you up.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *ss and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
You said it man. Nobody f**cks with the Jesus. |
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greg van wagnen Backside 180
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 1924 City: Columbus
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 10:37 am Post subject: |
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sex is like beer, it goes good with everything and should be had as much as posiable.
thats my quote
you need people like me, so you can point your f*cking fingers and say thats the bad guy.... so whats that make you.....good?
scareface
i think its a good idea to always cary around to large sacks so when anyone ask hey can you give me a hand you can say sorry got these sacks
jack handy
when i read of the evils of drinking i gave up reading
i forget who said that one
why dont we get drunk and screw
jimmy buffett
im just trying to be creative
chase gregory im just f*ckin with you chase dont be mad _________________ P.S.... this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated |
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wakesk8ordie Pop Shuvit
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 148 City: Fond du Lac
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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"In the year 2000, the bald eagle will be taken off of the endangered species list, not because it is no longer extinct, but because it is a douche bag."
Conan Obrien
"This year airline complaints were down drastically, the number one complaint was "My baggage was lost," followed closely by"I didn't like being in that fiery plane crash."
Norm Mcdonald-Weekend Update
"Pay the mien his moneychhh."
KGB-John Malkovich-Rounders _________________ death before dishonor.
Chris Fink
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484rider Frontside 180
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 442 City: orlando
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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sex is like pizza. if its good, its really good. if its bad...its still pretty good.
greg van wagnen "no thats not true. iv had some pretty bad sex. oh, wait! it was still pretty good. hahaha" _________________ Goodwood, Globe
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peterinsano Backside 180
Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 557
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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"if at first u dont succeed, then skydiving definately isnt for you"
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BUY GLASS BONGS
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wakeriderof87 Frontside 180
Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 495 City: cen fla
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Posted: Oct 09, 2003 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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don't know who it was by but
"I've married a few of the wrong people, but haven't we all" _________________ ow thats gonna hurt tomorrow |
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484rider Frontside 180
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 442 City: orlando
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wcwakeskater Backside 180
Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 1442 City: Vicksburg
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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life is a garden, dig it |
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Yuri Raley
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 1977 City: orlando
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Posted: Oct 10, 2003 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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"life is not fair"
i get that alot! |
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Aidan Ollie
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 78 City: Singapore
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Posted: Oct 11, 2003 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Thjs is my favorite movie quote from Pulp Fiction:
"Vincent Vega: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield: What?
Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield: Example.
Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega: That's right.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King." _________________ ...too much soul to control... |
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greg van wagnen Backside 180
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 1924 City: Columbus
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Posted: Oct 11, 2003 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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why do we need to make bigger bombs? i dont see the countrys we are bombing conplaining about the size of them now.
george wallace _________________ P.S.... this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated |
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