talking to strangers is fun?

[Kyle Trigniety]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy
Stranger: heeyy
You: whats crackin?
Stranger: my penis.
Stranger: you/.
You: ouch, chillin
You: wanna play BATTLE TOADS!!! ?
Stranger: YES :O
You: alright.. 1... 2... 3... GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: red toad! use your fire blast!!!
You: OUCH fiznackling got me in the EYE!
You: pink toad LACE sTream!!!
Stranger: blue and green toad DEFEND!!
You: damn you...
You: green toad!!! green apple splatter strike!!
Stranger: nooooo!!!!!
Stranger: K.O
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what a game
You: thanks... buddies on ws.com told me to play it
Stranger: nice lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EJazzle]

ive gotten pics

[burn]

EJazzle, post that shizzle.

[Gnarly Dancer 42]

haha yeah i was sooo bored. good luck reading this haha




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: awww nigga yeah
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: pick a topic
You: dinosaurs
Stranger: i have a dinosaur as my desktop background right now
You: whats your favorite kind of sea food
Stranger: lobster
Stranger: by far
You: if you could date anybody right now who would it be and why
Stranger: probably that hot chick from the transformers movie because my current g/f is letting herself go and i want a tiny peice of ass to hit
You: what color shirt are you wearing right now
Stranger: gray with black trim
You: yellow or gray
Stranger: gray
You: billy marks or pj ladd
Stranger: don't know either of them
Stranger: out of questions?
You: nope
Stranger: go ahead
You: if you could ride a dinosaur for a day which type would you ride around
Stranger: forgive the spelling terodactyl because flying would be awesome
You: michael jackson or britney spears
Stranger: i would go with britney spears because michael jackson was fizzle weird
Stranger: and if all else fails i suppose you could tape up that ugly mouth and have sex with her
You: mexicans or mexican'ts
Stranger: mexicant's
You: would rather eat a spicy pizza or shoot a lama
Stranger: i think spicy pizza would be good
You: anger or sadness
Stranger: anger
Stranger: sadness don't get shizzle accomplished
You: omeegle or facebook
Stranger: omeegle
Stranger: if i hear farmville 1 more time imma have to kill a beach
You: eating healthy or working out
Stranger: working out, i can't stand to restrict my diet, in fact i can lose about 10 pounds a month on command by playing ddr and ITG, (in the groove) it's similar but harder
You: playstation 3 or xbox 360
Stranger: sadly i havn't gotten a chance at the playstation, i have an xbox and love halo3 so i'd probably stick with xbox even with the failure rate
Stranger: rockband is good too
You: if you had to hide for 3 weeks where would you go and what would you bring
Stranger: i would probably drive back to my hometown in ohio and since food and shelter would be provided i'd bring everything to keep me entertained, all games, television and such
You: comedy central or espn
Stranger: comedy central
Stranger: i hate sports
You: smell gross socks for six minutes or punch an orangatang in the butt
Stranger: as long as it didn't hit back, the punching
You: mustache or beard
Stranger: clean shaven
You: rats or mice
Stranger: don't care for either but if i had to pick i'd say mice so i could buy a snake
You: jumping jacks or cartwheels
Stranger: jumping jacks
You: what piece of technology do you use the most
Stranger: other than stupid answers like lightbulbs, my computer
You: macs or pc
Stranger: pc
Stranger: macs suck
You: email or gmail
Stranger: gmail
You: king of the trees or king of the lizards
Stranger: don't know what that's refering to but lizards sounds cooler
You: east coast or west coast
Stranger: east
You: new york or amsterdam
Stranger: amsterdam would be fun to see but not for the drugs
You: beer or apple juice
Stranger: apple juice
Stranger: grape juice is best though
You: drown to death or get shot in the head
Stranger: shot
You: skulls or skullcandy
Stranger: neither
You: nickels or pennys
Stranger: why pick up pennies when you could be picking up nickles
You: if you could make extinct one species on the planet what would it be and why
Stranger: fleas have to be one of the most annoying things on earth
You: big strong and dumb or small weak and intelligent
Stranger: small weak and intelligent, it'll get you much further in life
You: favorites or bookmarks
Stranger: bookmarks
Stranger: firefox ftw
You: jupiter or saturn
Stranger: saturn
You: gangster or gangsta
Stranger: gangsta because you can lol everytime someone types it like that
You: talking to your mom or talking to strangers
Stranger: mom, but at 12:30am i'm thinking only strangers would be awake
You: blogs or hogs
Stranger: neither
You: Russ Sweet or Kyle Kearns
Stranger: not familiar with either
You: become a pro snowboarder for a year or become a pro football player
Stranger: snowboarder, less impact
You: copy and paste or cut and paste
Stranger: copy, i can't stand to erase the original
You: photoshop or have someone do that for you
Stranger: not interested in wasting my time to shop a dick onto someones face, someone can do that for me
You: straight lines or zig zag
Stranger: zig zag
You: superman or batman
Stranger: batman superman is too overpowered
You: cats or dogs
Stranger: cats
Stranger: they don't bark
You: adopt a squirrel or kill a squirrel
Stranger: adopt, i used to own 4 squirrels
Stranger: neat animals
You: beans and rice or fish and chips
Stranger: fish and chips
You: sub or burrito
Stranger: sub
Stranger: subway not quiznos
You: monsters or manstars
Stranger: monsters
You: what is your best friend going to be for halloween
Stranger: nobody has a costume, our dog has a costume for a bumble bee though
You: birthday or xmas
Stranger: xmas that way everyone gets a gift
You: summer or winter
Stranger: summer
Stranger: i hate snow
You: light switch or circuit breaker
Stranger: light switch, don't know enough about circuit breakers
You: engineer or film maker
Stranger: i'd probably be a better engineer since i have no artistic ability
Stranger: i do enjoy movies though
You: jocks or jerks
Stranger: have to go with jerks because it's not picking jocks
You: dark caves or dirt caves
Stranger: odd question, i think dark cave for the atmosphere
You: mud slide or land slide
Stranger: neither lol they're both destructive
You: britney spears or jessica simpson
Stranger: jessica simpson, she's dumb but much better to look at
You: ties or bow ties
Stranger: ties
You: turn the shower on then get in, or turn the shower on while your in
Stranger: turn it on first, that shizzle is cold when it first comes on
You: lol or lolz
Stranger: lol
You: parkway or driveway
Stranger: why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? i'm content with my driveway, i hate traffic
You: butts or boobs
Stranger: boobs
You: gravity or anti gravity
Stranger: gravity because i can navigate it well, i would enjoy experiencing a short time of weightlessness though
You: death metal or death
Stranger: death to people who like death metal
You: the office or family guy
Stranger: family guy
Stranger: i've actually never seen an episode of the office, people tell me it's good but i'm afraid to watch it so i don't get hooked on another show
You: TV or television
Stranger: tv
You: phone call or text message
Stranger: phone call, i belive i've sent a total of 3 text messages in my life and each one took me over 3 minutes to send
Stranger: i need a full keyboard before i can start with texting
You: eat your friends food or wait til you get home
Stranger: eat my friends food
Stranger: i'm sure they'll do the same when they come over to my place
You: 5,000 or 4,ooo
Stranger: over 9000
You: have six kids or have none
Stranger: none
You: watch a movie or go for a bike ride
Stranger: movie
You: action or horror
Stranger: action
Stranger: no good horror movies, it's all the same slasher shizzle, saw 1 was the last good one
You: James Bond or 007
Stranger: 007
You: tell 50 young kids that santa isn't real or get kicked in the nuts
Stranger: the amount of kids is unimportant, i'll tell as many as needed to avoid the kick
You: write a book or write a song
Stranger: book, any song would be piss poor and it's not worth doing if you can't do it right
You: order pizza or order chinese food
Stranger: pizza, chinese food is only good once in awhile
You: what is your favorite vaction destination
Stranger: havn't been on many vacations but anywhere warm is always workable
Stranger: hawaii would be nice
You: 5 day old shirt or 5 day old underwear
Stranger: shirt
You: curse or swear
Stranger: curse
You: f word or s word
Stranger: s word, f word is overused
You: jump of a bridge into motor oil or jump off a bridge into jello
Stranger: i think jello would be amazing
Stranger: they should sell jumps
You: Nomis or Simon
Stranger: norris
You: have your own clothing line or get free clothes the rest of your life
Stranger: if i'm also getting the money from the clothing line then clothing line, if i'm not getting the money, free clothes
You: sandals or shoes
Stranger: never wore sandals a day in my life
You: v neck shirts or flanal
Stranger: v neck, anything but flanal
You: Battle Commander or New Recruit
Stranger: battle commander
You: skatepark or skate shark
Stranger: skatepark, i used to rollerblade in the skateparks years ago
You: be a semi truck driver or eat half a crayon each day for the rest of your life
Stranger: i think i would have to go with the crayon, i couldn't drive trucks for the rest of my life
You: volume control or channel control
Stranger: channel
You: paper cuts or mosquito bites
Stranger: mosquito bites, paper cuts really suck
You: get caught in a sandstorm or find out you have an asian brother
Stranger: asian brother
You: circles or squares
Stranger: circles
You: afro or mohawk
Stranger: afro
Stranger: mohawks just look silly
You: potato salad or fruit salad
Stranger: fruit salad
Stranger: (you are amazingly creative with questions)
You: glass house or house made of pizza
You: (thanks)
Stranger: glass house would be cool, be afraid of damage to it though but if it could be protected then glass house for sure
You: hilary clinton or bill clinton
Stranger: bill
You: bleach or tie dye
Stranger: tie dye
You: hot tub or hot shower
Stranger: hot shower
You: paint a room or build a room
Stranger: build
Stranger: then hire someone to paint it
You: nails or screws
Stranger: nails
You: cough drops or cough syrup
Stranger: drops
You: midnight or noon
Stranger: midnight
Stranger: ok i must get going so make your next (last) question a good one
You: giving 3 millon dollars to your enemy and becoming poor or living underwater with no friends for the rest of your life
Stranger: 3 million to and enemy and being poor, i don't need the fancy things in life to be happy, and i could always plot to get him back years down the road somehow, don't think i could live life without friends
Stranger: it's been nice talking with you have a good night
You: yeah same

[crispy]

wow i read that all the way through... that guy is weird

[Evan71]

Stranger: yea real guns to lol
You: nice
You: like shotguns and shizzle
You: sounds fun
Stranger: yup shotguns
it is its real kwl
You: sounds kwl
Stranger: yea especially wen u win lol
You: like skeet shooting
Stranger: yup pretty much except out in front of ya. i dnt do skeet
You: i skeet
Stranger: do ya do skeet?
You: yes
You: i skeet much
Stranger: wow sweet!


best one yet

[sk8tehwake]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/fl
You: you?!
Stranger: 15/m/ca
You: oh damnnn boi
Stranger: haha wsup
You: nothing just sitting in my room really bored
You: wish someone wa shere to entertain me
Stranger: same same
Stranger: maybe i can help =)
You: try me = )
Stranger: haha well what you on omegle for?
You: to talk to k00ks like you
Stranger: oh cool cool hahaha
You: let me get that hole
Stranger: what hole?
You: you knowww
Stranger: haha explain =)
You: pervert
Stranger: whaaat
Stranger: im just tryin to entertain you =)
You: vagina
You have disconnected.

[Le Jalapeno]

sk8tehwake, hahah both of you are creeps

[mr.foonis]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wakeskating?
Stranger: Hi. To save your time and mine, I am male. I AM NOT A HORNY GIRL, Ok?
You: yeah
You: wakeskating?
You: take your time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol what is up with these people?

[crispy]

i had like a long conversation on anarchy with this kid.... should i post it??

P.S. IM NO EXPERT ON ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION just adding fuel to his fire with on-the-go research...--- for those who will critique me


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: do you happen to know something interesting i could do?
You: yeah
You: go chickity china the chinese chicken yourself
Stranger: you are so productive
You: Indeed.
Stranger: so assuming i had already considered and discarded the idea of masturbation
Stranger: any other notions?
You: Proper punctuation?
Stranger: that would be a waste of time
Stranger: except for the instances where it's not, like this comma and the apostrophe in it's
You: Are you one of those people who try and act smart, but really, are indeed stupid
Stranger: i wouldn't know
Stranger: it's hard to tell which one i am
You: that is for yourself to decifer isn't it?
Stranger: actually it's for you to decipher/define
Stranger: i can't very well make a decision about whether i'm smart or stupid
Stranger: it would be pointless
Stranger: but you can
Stranger: if you like
You: You are being circumlocutionous
Stranger: i have to look that word up
Stranger: i'm not very smart
Stranger: ic
You: Congratulations, you've just determined what you are for yourself
Stranger: yes, and it was pointless
You: Are you a scientologist?
Stranger: i'm not being circumlocutionous
You: you indeed are
Stranger: no
Stranger: ok, how?
You: You are navigating away from the fact that your indeed an idiot.
Stranger: haha
You: Which you already determined for yourself
Stranger: maybe i have, but i don't really know
You: Prunes, prune juice, or spam?
Stranger: i just told you i wasn't very smart but that's not my opinion at all
Stranger: it's just something i told you
Stranger: just like if i'd say i was smart
Stranger: that wouldn't really be my opinion either
You: Explain...
Stranger: i know that the most objective truth is that i can't know anything at all about my own intelligence
Stranger: so that's what i think
Stranger: but i probably have some other opinions about whether i'm smart or not, which i've gotten through experience
You: Then you should be able to make a reasonable conclusion about yourself
Stranger: i'd say i probably think i'm smart, but i don't know how smart other people think they are so i don't know if i really think i'm smart or not
Stranger: and whether i'm really smart or not is an even more difficult question that i couldn't begin to know thee answer to
You: which do you prefer,
You: Prunes, prune juice, spam
Stranger: i don't care much for any of them, but prunes
You: hm
Stranger: are you a scientologist?
You: No I am not. Are you?
Stranger: i already answered that question
You: You didn't
Stranger: i am an agnost or an anarchist
You: Anarchy is hopeless
Stranger: oh i said no but mb it wasn't clear that that was the answer to your question
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is
You: agnostic's and anarchist's are different
Stranger: agnosticism is a religious classification and anarchism is a social classification
Stranger: but if you take them both as sects, like scientology, then i am both
You: You are unsure of what you are.
Stranger: no, i am both
You: If your previous statement is correct
Stranger: but yes, i am unsure of what i am
Stranger: in a general sense
You: So, where are you from?
Stranger: holland
You: Explains the anarchist belief. Or would I be stereotypical?
Stranger: i don't know it could be that dutch people are inclined towards anarchism but i don't think so
Stranger: there are definitely a couple of semi-anarchist groups in holland
Stranger: i don't know what the english word for it is, i think it's squatters
Stranger: people who just live in empty buildings
You: squattes?
You: do you know what this place is? one second
Stranger: ?
You: Domein Hofstade
Stranger: no i don't
Stranger: why
You: It's in that part of the world
You: I believe in holland
Stranger: it sounds either german or like something very small in holland
Stranger: domein is like a very small region
Stranger: and hofstade sounds somewhat familiar but i can't really place it, it sounds more like a street name than a city name tbh
Stranger: or it could be some region of forest
You: Do you know what wakeskating is/
Stranger: no
You: why not?
You: It's epic
Stranger: i know the name but it could be any of a number of strange variations to skating
Stranger: i don't know which one it is
You: Skating on the water
Stranger: ah
Stranger: with a speedboat towing or something? or a kite?
You: Mhmm
Stranger: and domein hofstade is a place where you can do it?
You: No, I would love to be able to do it there though
Stranger: why?
You: It is an amazing place
Stranger: i see
You: It reminds me of Chernobyl though
Stranger: so what about you, do you think you know whether you are smart or dumb?
Stranger: did you live there or did you play stalker :p
You: I did neither, I just heard of the place by word of mouth. Then saw pictures of it. My own intelligence is not important to me, why spend time attempting to judge myself on others standards. Just another method of conforming to society
Stranger: then you, like me, know that you can't know whether you are smart or dumb and that any attempt to find out is just an excercise in futility
Stranger: and if youre so anti-society, why do you claim anarchism to be hopeless (on which i agree, btw)
You: Anarchism in itself is a lost cause, and it is impossible to become a true anarchist. Just like communism is the perfect form of government in idealistic circumstances
Stranger: it is impossible to become a true anarchist only in the sense that it is impossible to be a perfect anarchist, it is equally impossible to be perfect in any way, so i don't see how the impossibility of being a perfect anarchist is an obstruction to being an anarchist
Stranger: i don't believe in organizing any form of opposition to any kind of organization
Stranger: i just think i should try to stop believing in organizations
You: So your stating in order to be considered a true anarchist, you have to be a perfect one?
Stranger: no i am stating that it is only impossible to be a true anarchist if you have to be a perfect anarchist to be a true anarchist
You: Exactly, reinforcing my previous statement that anarchism is a lost cause
Stranger: you can still be an imperfect anarchist
You: Only in the form of an idea
Stranger: what do you mean exactly? it is possible to act like an anarchist
Stranger: it's just hard
Stranger: nietzsche did it
You: So your an individual anarchist?
Stranger: of course, there is no other way to be anarchistic
Stranger: by definition
You: well some call themselves Socialist Anarchists
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i don't stand for that nonsense :p
Stranger: i don't know of them but they sound like socialists to me
You: Exactly
You: Just people trying to twist the original idea of Anarchy
Stranger: i do agree that anarchy is hopeless in the sense that it is impossible to achieve a situation where everyone and everything is perfectly representing their own and exclusively their own interests
Stranger: it's not even desirable
Stranger: cause even if everyone was anarchistic the ones that weren't so good at it would end up unwittingly serving the interests of the superiorly skilled ones
Stranger: there will always be organization
Stranger: the goal is not to eliminate that
Stranger: it's hard to say what the goal is :p
Stranger: im tihnking
You: Anarchism is just a Idea construed of many others in order to create chaos in a sense.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the goal is chaos
Stranger: increasing the amount of change in the universe
Stranger: and increasing the amount by which the amount of change changes
Stranger: the purpose to this is to make things challenging
You: In a sense none of it would be challenging, but impossible
You: If everyone in the world strived to be an anarchist, there wouldnt be a world, and the end result would be some sort of organizations due to the fact like you said would unwittingly serve the interests of the superiors
You: Or* the end result
Stranger: the purpose to this is to make things challenging: by this i mean that the reason why one would want to increase the amount of change is that if there would be more change things would be more challenging; it seemed like you might have misunderstood this so i thought i'd point it out
Stranger: why wouldn't there be a world?
You: There would be a single person left
You: One person
Stranger: why?
You: If everyone strived to become a perfect anarchist
You: there could only be one
Stranger: lol no
You: all others would be eliminated
You: Think of it in economic terms
Stranger: there can never be a perfect anything
You: basic economics
Stranger: if you are all there is that doesn't make you perfect
You: That's not my point
Stranger: ok, what is then i don't think i understand
You: Ok
You: anarchy
You: to eliminate all forms of controlling governments or organizations, in idealistics
You: where individualism is key
You: If everyone pursued their own interests, basic neccessities would be fought over, because any form of trading of goods/services would form a contract if you will. Which in turn would step away from anarchism's ideas.
Stranger: that is only if you assume that immediate interests are the only relevant interests
Stranger: i don't see any reason to fight over food as long as there is enough food left
Stranger: and it is in the interest of the physically weaker to ensure that there is always enough food left
You: so
You: how could the weakminded and those physically unable to obtain food for themselves, be able to?
Stranger: maybe something has an interest in them and is keeping them alive for that reason
Stranger: or maybe they die
Stranger: but things would have to get pretty dire before humans stop being able to find food for themselves
You: Something/someone having an interest for them would stray away from anarchy
Stranger: not if it is their own interest
You: that's an interesting point
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i kind of have to go to sleep really soon
Stranger: got college in about 4 hours
You: ah
You: i have it in 12
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well good night then, thanks for the conversation.. it seems you found me something interesting to do after all
You: lol goodnight
You: it was indeed a pleasant conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gnarly Dancer 42]

yeah thats right, haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup dood
Stranger: yo dawg
You: what up mang
Stranger: nuthin just maxin in the crib
You: tight
Stranger: whats poppin up on your curb
You: not much bro
You: bout to hit the sack
Stranger: ya thats a tight idea.
Stranger: well you get some rest fo yo big gangsta day tomorro. good hittin it up with cha
You: oh mos def
Stranger: catch ya on the flip side of the hood
You: remember to keep it hood
You: gangsta
Stranger: gangsta foeva
You: peace ouuuut

[ZackFL(BRE)]

"Stranger: whats poppin up on your curb"
Bahahaha

[jcoffey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: i just did a line of blow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RC]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i don't know how to make money and i don't know how to talk to people.
You: then your a beach.
You: society's beach at that..
You: i feel sorry for you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nick]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I can say anything I want to you.
Stranger: Cool. Go for it.
You: Wow.
Stranger: What?
You: I have no idea what to do with all this new-found freedom.
Stranger: Troll?
You: It's like I've suddenly been given everything I ever wanted.
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: Nice to meet you, too.
You: Hawaiian sweet rolls.
Stranger: Pancakes.
You: They're delicious.
You: With peanut butter.
Stranger: That sounds good.
Stranger: African sweet bread is super good.
Stranger: With life.
Stranger: So, can I ask your gender and age?
You: You want to know if I think you're interesting or not, so just spit it already... what are you about?
Stranger: Huhm?
You: Not to be rude, but your structure is very predictable.
Stranger: Structure?
You: I'm already forming a mental image of you.
Stranger: I bet you're wrong.
You: I'm the best at this, so don't be offended.
Stranger: Then describe me.
You: Think of me like a younger House with less facial hair.
You: I said I'm starting, but I haven't finished.
Stranger: You look like a drawing I did once?
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Magic is real.
You: Naturally.
Stranger: So...
You: I see stars.
Stranger: Where are we now?
You: The ethereal plane of existence known as "t3h int4rnetZ"
Stranger: Do you loathe and detest me?
Stranger: Do you find me magical?
Stranger: Do you find me someone to keep contact with?
You: I want you to break your habits of mundanity.
Stranger: Mundanity?
Stranger: I am not mundane.
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3..
Stranger: And?
You: .
Stranger: I suppose I'll just go on my way.
You: I had forgotten the 3rd . in my ellipses
Stranger: I noticed.
You: Do you think I have anything to offer your life?
Stranger: I wonder.
Stranger: Do you want to offer my life anything?
You: because if not, I'll return to the broadband cosmos.
You: I wonder if you would accept anything I have to offer.
Stranger: I wonder who you are.
You: You're obviously intelligent, but my process strikes you as rude.
Stranger: Ahhahaaha!
Stranger: I'm rude on apperances, true.
Stranger: But I don't know what I'm dealing with and it's therefore a reflex of defense.
Stranger: I'm worse with people who are dumb.
You: I implied that you found my half of the interaction rude, not the other way around.
Stranger: Yes, that is true as well.
You: You come off as slightly defensive, but definitely curious.
Stranger: *Smiles some*
You: An interesting mix.
You: (continues drawing my picture)
Stranger: Shall we discuss more?
You: I think that would be a positive move.
Stranger: If you have some other form of contact, that'd be nice.
Stranger: I'd like to get along with my trolling.
You: Hmmmmm...
You: Trolling does sound really nice.
Stranger: I promise I'm not scary.
You: How not scary are you?
You: and why are you the one promising to not be scary?
Stranger: Pretty not scary. Kind of scary.
Stranger: So I don't scare you off, my friend.
You: type your standard ASL, then count to 5
You: we post at the same time
Stranger: ...Deal.
You: 21 m florida
Stranger: 18 F Usa.
Stranger: Pennsylvania.
Stranger: Nice to meet you.
You: Win.
You: Trolling time.
Stranger: What?
You have disconnected.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you are #2 for the night
You: so far
You: #1 just kept asking me for my facebook
Stranger: hiiiii
You: like, right off the bat
You: oh, hello
Stranger: asl?
You: yeah, I sure do!
You: do you speak english, or just internet?
Stranger: m
You: I didn't ask.
You: You're a towel.
You have disconnected.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ENEMY RC-XD SPOTTED IN YOUR AREA!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: BOOOOOM!
You have disconnected.