Riddle me this

Le Jalapeno · Guest

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves

wakesk8nkate · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Apr 2007 Posts: 261 City: miami

<MikeG>, yes sir

EJazzle · Posted: Nov 06, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject:

the father that dies is the kids grandpa... and the guy in the operating room is the kids dad.

<MikeG> · Backside 180 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 1293 City: PBG

EJazzle, its his mom

EJazzle · Posted: Nov 06, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:

A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
"If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100," the man said. "You can use the match and lemon to do this."
A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?

skateonwater · Backside 180 Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 757

Le Jalapeno shotgun scared the hiccups outta him.

3 men were hiking a mountain and walked into a cabin of 5 dead people. they all died the same way, and non were murdered or died natural causes. how did they die?

*the actual riddle is along these lines i dont remember it 100%

Le Jalapeno · Guest

haha, ^^^^^^ got it

mexican jumping beans in their intestines

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

EJazzle, I got it.

Step by step:

1) Put the lemon in the water.

2) Put the match in the lemon and light it.

3) Stand behind the man at the table.

4) Snap his fvckin neck!

5) Reach into his pocket and jack his money.

6) Get the fvck outta there.

tjmac · Backside 180 Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 780 City: valley

the roof fell on them then somenone fixed the roof.......

EJazzle · Posted: Nov 06, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject:

jboss,

the first two are actually right.

Le Jalapeno · Guest

EJazzle,

The guy stuck the match into the lemon wedge, so that it would stand straight. Then he lit the match, and put it in the middle of the plate with the lemon. Then, he put the glass upside down over the match. As the flame used up the oxygen in the glass, it created a small vacuum, which sucked in the water through the space between the glass and the plate

Learned this one in physics
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