So today my girlfriend called me a pedophile........

Le Jalapeno · Guest

So I said to her

"thats a big word for a 7 year old"

Laughing

JustJason · Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject:

thats funny

but i hope its a joke

Le Jalapeno · Guest

1800-jason, of course, I'm actually into older women Wink

cheapskate · Guest

I called in sick to work today, and my boss said "you don't sound sick" I said. " I just fvcked my sister does that sound sick to you?" Laughing

Hyperlite_06Byerly · Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject:

-Supra- · Frontside 180 Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 356 City: Orlando

lol cheapskate, what did he say after that

cheapskate · Guest

you don't have a sister. then I said, sorry I meant say your wife. I then got fired and wakeskated ALL DAY Very Happy

-Supra- · Frontside 180 Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 356 City: Orlando

haha

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

The Ninja · Guest

I called into work and told my boss I was in a plane crash and died.. see you tomorrow.

Hyperlite_06Byerly · Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject:

cheapskate, are you serious? Thats hilarious

price.dan · Backside 180 Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1404 City: Regina

cheapskate, haha that's a good one man Laughing

cheapskate · Guest

someone should start a joke thread Very Happy

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

russel Laughing

edrex · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 1020 City: NorCal

Soulprogression · Posted: Apr 17, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject:

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Kay-Kay · Posted: Apr 17, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject:

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Because she was a manic depressant and decided to take her own life Sad

Hecti036 · Ollie Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 77 City: Montreal

Soulprogression, thats halarious Smash

pastura · Pop Shuvit Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 238 City: cincinnati

did you hear that the white house had to call the exterminators

a beaver and a coon are tryin to get in

OTT Productions · Posted: Apr 17, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

Soulprogression, LMAO! I thought that was fun-KNEE

What do you call a man with no arms no legs floating in the water?

Bob